EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE BLACK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
July 15th, 2015 Breaking News! President Santorum plans to select two teens from each state, one gay and one lesbian between the ages of 12 and 18, to be placed in an arena to fight to the death in a televised spectacle. “The lone victor of this fight will serve as a reminder to other gay Americans of the kindness we demonstrate to them each day by letting them live. “ said President...
Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived
Amy Pond: The Girl Who Waited
Katniss Everdeen: The Girl On Fire
Me: The Girl Who Sits on Her Ass Every Day and Cries Over Fictional Characters
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss: oh no
Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss: Gale stop
Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon
Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale: I MAKE SNARES
Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
Katniss: Gale just stop
harrysinfinitetorso: hystericalwoman838: ...
Josh Hutcherson rapping White Boys, Make Some...
theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9...
modmad: I just had to buy this tea. Just look at this guy. Look at him. That lion is the most dapper fuck I have ever seen. He’s just like; “Kindly observe the sum total of fucks I administer.”
misswtfudge: joshwamsay: moretoremember: itsnothingbutmemories: moretoremember: I cut out all the explosion scenes from Fallout and put it to the tune of O Fortuna from Carmina Burana. You’re welcome, internet. omg joshs dream came true. :’) <3 YOU SHOULD TWEET HIM THIS !! I’m like disneyworld - i make dreams come true this is even better than the original should have...